Comic 72 - Beëlzebub's beakers!

Posted on 4th May 2016, 12:55 PM in The Eye of the Underworld
Beëlzebub's beakers!
Ioannes eyes the jewel.
Ioannes: Beëlzebub's beakers! It's the Eye of the Underworld!
Ioannes puts his robe back on. Around him, the harem women sleep the sleep of the deeply satisfied.
Ioannes (thinking): I must have somehow got into the Caliph's stronghold and nicked the damned thing! But the last thing I remember is drinking in the Flying Nun! I've traveled halfway across the known world... and I can't remember a thing!... And if I can't remember how I got IN...
Ioannes eyes the exit of the harem room. Two burly guards are standing in front of it, large curved swords drawn, facing away from the room.
Ioannes (thinking): ... then how shall I get OUT?
Ioannes sees a couple of perfume bottles on a table.
Ioannes (thinking): Hmmm, perfume. Some of that is fairly potent stuff!
Ioannes mixes some of the contents of the bottles together, creating a toxic cloud in the process.
Ioannes: Ye gods! And they say MEN have thick skins!
Ioannes greets the guards, sprayer in hands.
Ioannes: Ahem... gentlemen?
Ioannes pulls the trigger on the sprayer.
The guards have changed into peacocks. Angry ones. Ioannes holds his nose.
Ioannes: Poo-ah! That is disgusting!
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ReinderDijkhuis 4th May 2016, 12:55 PM edit delete
Butts everywhere!