Comic 335 - Moar sentencing

Posted on 20th Feb 2019, 8:31 AM in Castle of the Gods
Moar sentencing
Panel 1:
The Countess Alcydia von Fieffelfalsfaffel jumps back to her bench and presents dressed as a judge again, complete with powdered wig. She beats the desk with her gavel.
Alcydia: Objection overruled! Like I said, the suspects will be condemned to repair labour. After the sentence is terminated, further punishment such as beheading will be open to discretion.

Panel 2:
Alcydia: The next case is the water expanding around the castle. Oceania the goddess pleads guilty!

Panel 3:
Alcydia: Oceania will be condemned to empty the sea with a teaspoon!

Panel 4:
Alcydia: Next on the agenda is the crime committed against the wolfmen servants. Several arrows have been fired against them, causing tremendous stress and pain.

Panel 5:
Alcydia faces the goddess Diana.
Alcydia: Diana the goddess stands accused and is sentenced to heal the wounded wolfmen.

Panel 6:
Alcydia jumps down to the floor again, this time assuming the role of a public defender.
Alcydia: Objection, Your Honour!

Panel 7:
Alcydia: My client needs to keep up a high degree of excitement in order to maintain her job as a Goddess. The hunt was simply a necessary procedure, not a judicial issue!

Panel 8:
Alcydia transforms into the Prosecutor again.
Alcydia: On the contrary, Your Honour! Divine work ethics are no excuse for performing violent acts against our inferiors!
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