Comic 207 - Wanna take a bath? A naughty bath?

Posted on 24th Jul 2018, 9:59 AM in Courtly Manners 2: The Unicorn Race
Wanna take a bath? A naughty bath?
Panel 1:
The bathroom is even tackier than the bedroom. All bottles have womanly curves, there are more wall mosaics and sculptures looking like nude women, some of which are in pornographic poses. The bath tub is a golden monstrosity that looks like a random assortiment of female body parts with a prominent pair of breasts at one end and a rim that is made out of legs. Krakatoa reads the letter again while soaking in the tub.
Letter: …as a confirmed maiden, you are eligible to ride a Unicorn in the race. Report to…"
Krakatoa (thinks): The Queen's spy network must not be all it's cracked up to be…

Panel 2:
Krakatoa has got out of the bath tub and is wrapped in towels. She is holding a crystal ball in which a bearded face appears. A tacky bathroom mirror can be glimpsed.
Krakatoa (thinks): Says here I need riding dress. Okay…
Face in crystal ball: Gnomian Gear, how can I help you?

Panel 3:
Krakatoa is brushing her hair in front of the tacky mirror.
Krakatoa: This will show up Kel for bringing her spawn! No unicorn ride for a confirmed mom!

Panel 4:
Krakatoa leaves the bathroom, leaving wet towels in her wake.
In the cupboard under the mirror, the Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel reads the letter.
Krakatoa (thinks): Better keep that letter from that Baron, though. He'd get ideas…
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