Comic 165 - Assemble the MEN!

Posted on 10th Jun 2018, 10:23 AM in Kidnapped Princesses
Assemble the MEN!
Panel 1: Earl Tankbarth von Fieffelfalsfaffel has assembled the highest-ranking men of the Fieffelfalsfaffel clan. While the Earl himself is short and elderly, his relatives are all tall, muscular and of fighting age. All of them have characteristic giant chins.
Tankbarth: MEN! My niece, your cousin Jernia von Fieffelfalsfaffel, has been kidnapped!
Panel 2: Outside view of the Earl's castle. The Earl is silhouetted in the window, screaming at the top of his lungs. In the foreground, the WBC interviewer is talking into his microphone.
Interviewer: The earl Tankbarth von Fieffelfalsfaffel...
Tankbarth: Fieffelfalsfaffel honour forbid we give in to extortion!
Panel 3: Inside the castle with the interviewer looking in through a window.
Tankbarth: We will hold a tourney to decide who gets the honour of organizing the rescue operation. Summon all Fieffelfalsfaffels of sword-bearing age!
Panel 4: The interviewer has been spotted, caught, roughed up and dragged before the Earl by two of the Fieffelfalsfaffel men.
FFF man: What are we to do with this spy, o Earl?
Tankbarth: Chop six inches off his tail, dip the remainder in hair-removal tonic and send him packing to his mistress. I'll dictate some insulting missive we can present!
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