Comic 139 - Fieffelfalsfaffel comes m'ladying in

Posted on 7th Jun 2017, 6:07 PM in Courtly Manners
Fieffelfalsfaffel comes m'ladying in
The Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel approaches Kel.
Baron: Pardon my boldness, my charming young lady, but my companion told me something unbelievable that I just must- OH! I forget my manners! Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel.
Kel: Kel.
Baron: Absolutely charmed, my dear lady! My friend claimed you had borne a child only last year!
Kel: Oh yes!
Kel (thinks): Ding ding! Pillock alarm!
Baron: Allow me to compliment you on the fine shape you're in! I'd never have guessed.
Kel: Thanks-
Kel (thinks): GODS!
Baron: Not a mark on you! You have obviously recovered completely.
Kel: Well, that's not quite true.
Kel cups her breasts.
Kel: These used to be smaller. They're still swollen with milk. Of course, while my baby is in the care of my friend Ragna, I use a pump that my friend Jake invented. It's very ingenious. I attach it here, and-
Krakatoa: Kel, m'dear...
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