Comic 113 - Svartdaudir
Posted on 23rd Mar 2017, 7:32 PM
in Alcydia

Tamlin is questioning one of the men.
Tamlin: But seriously - no beer?
Sailor: Cross my heart. The locals swear by something called 'Svartdaudir' - The Black Death!
Another one of Fieffelfalsfaffel's men is carried in on a stretcher in the foreground.
Tamlin: Black Death?
Soldier: Aye, my mate here has tried it...
Tamlin examines the stricken sailor. Ragnarok looks in a crystal ball.
Tamlin: Potent stuff, I reckon.
Ragnarok: "Augury at Eight" says the Black Death will kill a third of the world's population in a century or three...
Tamlin moves to leave the embassy.
Ragnarok: Going out?
Tamlin: Yes. There must be beer somewhere on this rock!
Tamlin is outside, in the snow, talking to a mean-looking viking.
Viking: Beer? We've banned it. To protect the kids, y'know!
The viking takes a swig from a bottle of Svartdaudir.
Tamlin: Protect? But-
Viking: Can't let the little buggers go soft, y'know! But I can get you well-seasoned cod liver oil.
Tamlin: No, thanks.
Tamlin and the viking go their separate ways.
Both (thinking): !@&*^ foreigners!
Tamlin: But seriously - no beer?
Sailor: Cross my heart. The locals swear by something called 'Svartdaudir' - The Black Death!
Another one of Fieffelfalsfaffel's men is carried in on a stretcher in the foreground.
Tamlin: Black Death?
Soldier: Aye, my mate here has tried it...
Tamlin examines the stricken sailor. Ragnarok looks in a crystal ball.
Tamlin: Potent stuff, I reckon.
Ragnarok: "Augury at Eight" says the Black Death will kill a third of the world's population in a century or three...
Tamlin moves to leave the embassy.
Ragnarok: Going out?
Tamlin: Yes. There must be beer somewhere on this rock!
Tamlin is outside, in the snow, talking to a mean-looking viking.
Viking: Beer? We've banned it. To protect the kids, y'know!
The viking takes a swig from a bottle of Svartdaudir.
Tamlin: Protect? But-
Viking: Can't let the little buggers go soft, y'know! But I can get you well-seasoned cod liver oil.
Tamlin: No, thanks.
Tamlin and the viking go their separate ways.
Both (thinking): !@&*^ foreigners!
Average Rating: 0 (0 votes) /
Rate this comic
Post a Comment