Chronicles of the Witch Queen

The Baron watches art.
Caption: The Baron is an art lover. Yes, you read correctly. He is collecting artworks for adornment of his castle. Female nudity defines his taste. In Art as well as in life.
The Baron looks at an invoice for an art auction.
Caption: An adventurer at heart, the Baron often purchases the goods sight unseen.
Arrow pointing at invoice: Rare version of Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass"
The Baron admires the Manet.
Caption: Such gambles mostly turn out satisfactory.
The Baron opens a box.
Label on box: Precolumbian female idol.
Caption: On the other hand, risky business...
The Baron eyeballs a small piece of sculpture that looks decidedly unlike a nude woman and more like a phallus.
Caption: May lead to disappointment...