Comic 97 - Come for the cheese platter, stay for the sexual harrassment.

Posted on 7th Mar 2017, 2:18 PM in Alcydia
Come for the cheese platter, stay for the sexual harrassment.
In the captain's quarters. Fieffelfalsfaffel and Krakatoa are sat at a table with a large cheese platter and wine laid out for them. Fieffelfalsfaffel peruses the Queen's letter.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Have a drink while I- AHA! The Queen assigns me a secret mission!

Fieffelfalsfaffel pounds the table.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: A Duchess in distress! And I am the Queen's chosen champion, her favoured knight!

Fieffelfalsfaffel paces the room while Krakatoa reads.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: The Duke will provide me with an elite force, the Knights of Clwyd-Rhan!
Krakatoa: Says here "A bunch of knaves from Clwyd-Rhan".
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Nonsense! You're misreading the Queen's archaic handwriting, young lady!
Krakatoa: Er, well, it's time I left...

Krakatoa has fetched her broom and is ready to leave.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Now, now, listen, as ambassador to Iceland, I'll be in need of a mist- er, a mission secretary. The perfect opening for a young career woman! Would you consider assuming this position?
Krakatoa: Gee! Cool!

Fieffelfalsfaffel cheerfully slaps Krakatoa on the butt.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Deal! There's a shortage of bunks on board, but I'll be happy to share! Wink, wink, eh?

With unexpected strength, Krakatoa tosses Fieffelfalsfaffel on the floor.
SFX: BAM!

Fieffelfalsfaffel spends the night in the crow's nest.
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