Comic 82 - Some essentials

Posted on 14th May 2016, 11:34 AM in The Eye of the Underworld
Some essentials
Ioannes greedily grabs at the cheese platter.
Ioannes: Let me at it! Let me! Let me!
Guard: Hey! Mind your manners!
Ioannes: Roquefort is potent stuff! I may be able to make some sort of potion... Damn! I wish they'd let me keep some of that perfume.
Jara: Wait, maybe I can help!
Jara pulls a bottle out of her loincloth. Yes, you read that right.
Jara: Can you use this?
Ioannes: CHANEL No. 666! That's the best! Where did you get it?
Jara pulls some other items out of what clothing she has on, including a mixer, a ball of wool, a purse with knitting needles, a creditcard, a pair of headphones and half a set of dentures.
Jara: I did train as a thief, you know. So when we were banished, I took some essentials...
Ioannes pours out his concoction onto the floor of the cheese mine, chanting faux-Hebrew characters.
Jara: What are you doing? Etching your way through the ground?
Ioannes pushes Jara away.
Ioannes: No... I'm creating an ally. Stand back!
Guard: Hey!
A monstrous cheesy creature arises from the floor. It is infested with mice.
Ioannes: Behold the CHEESE GOLEM!
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ReinderDijkhuis 14th May 2016, 11:34 AM edit delete
ReinderDijkhuis
Yeah, I know. Jara pulls all that stuff out of what looks like a big diaper. It works.