Comic 80 - A fate worse than death

Posted on 12th May 2016, 11:11 AM in The Eye of the Underworld
A fate worse than death
Iznobezzer: So this scarecrow is the infidel son of a very wicked person that dared steal the Eye of the Underworld?
Guard: Yes, o shield of believers! We found the sacred stone on his foul person!
Iznobezzer: FRY HIM ALIVE! But slowly.
Jara: FATHER! That's so gross! You behave like an unwashed savage!
Iznobezzer: I'll deal with you, young lady! Believe me, your whipping-girl will regret your disobedience! And as far as the wedding is concerned, it's moved forward to next weekend!
Jara: Next weekend, daddy? That's a bit late, perhaps, after last night!
Ioannes/Iznobezzer: WHAT?
Iznobezzer: THE DISHONOR! MY OWN DAUGHTER AND AN INFIDEL! THROW HER ON THE FIRE WITH THE OTHER ONE! No wait... SEND THEM TO THE CHEESE MINES!
Ioannes: NO! I'm innocent! I demand to be fried alive!
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ReinderDijkhuis 12th May 2016, 11:11 AM edit delete
ReinderDijkhuis
I think the "Cheese mines" were my idea. Beer was involved, presumably from underground beer wells.