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Comic 42 - The grace and the horror

Posted on 11th Nov 2015, 4:39 PM in The Double

Ioannes, Tapper, Fieffelfalsfaffel: Good Gracious! There's two of them!
Alcydia, Prudi: Oh, horror! There's three of them!

If only dreams could be for real Drunken escapades in an alley end badly Tapper's brief moment of panic Ioannes' priorities A fate worse than death, eh? Come, come, there's much to be done The scene of the crime I shall imprint a map in your brain Someone is bound to talk No choice but to play along. Secret entrance! Blind fumbling and dumb luck Rhubarb rhubarb The gardens are so beautiful The route to the Undercity is treacherous Faster! Faster! Sometimes Prudi sits and wonders Ta deedum tum dee dee dum Lacking in plausibility My rheumatism will kill me! The rumour mill A hearty, wholesome dinner Solid ground at long last! They like'em white in the Undercity Command, Oh Mistress I am but the Countess's humble magic mirror Peter's mom Welcome to our humble abode From the fire into the frying pan The fire was no coincidence. Another attempt on Alcydia's life Come closer, boys! Your magical majesty, we are so honored! Welcome to my little hobbyroom Can't you at least explain what this is all about? Expendable I shall examine this opening personally! Maid-shredder and intruder alert The Prudence Elixir The rescue team The tracker Fieffelfalsfaffel's moment in the limelight The grace and the horror Old acquaintances reunited Fight over Prudence Twa magicians! The Grand Collapse Back in the overcity We're rich! We are rich! The wild hunt In the vanguard, the Queen! There's always one to spoil it for the others. Alcydia's Christmas trauma Such delicate orbs! Plus the Yuletide Avenger Non-ransom note! The search is on, and the stand-in has arrived. Curses! Foiled! Let Santa enjoy his bath in peace I'll be delighted to put the witnesses' feet to the fire Painu Helvettin! Mr. Fjøsnissen The Nickswhiskersnipper Asking the witnesses She wished for only one small thing Order is restored, Christmas is back on track, all is well. Delays, delays! Beëlzebub puts his sales skills to good use A pair of demonic scissors ThousandWHAT? Closed session with the Privy Council A powerful amulet, and an all-expenses paid trip to the nearest pub Fading out of black. Why do my cushions make a slappy noise? Beëlzebub's beakers! The famous Corridor of Death Cracking the combination Introducing Farah, the Gray Mouse Things become very confusing for Ioannes The circus of death Female relief and defied expectations Caliph Iznobezzer A fate worse than death The cheese mines! Some essentials A bit cheesy Oasis A bandit's life for me! EGGS are potent stuff About those carpets A grand entrance Epilogue page 1 Epilogue Page 2 The quiet of the night is rent asunder by Devilish laughter! This time, Alcydia's plot avoids magical shapeshifting BRAIN TRANSFER. She said it. Fieffelfalsfaffel's farewell foofaraw Message from abroad - at the worst possible time Ploughing the raging main Come for the cheese platter, stay for the sexual harrassment. Sea travel Land ahoy! Iceland looks like a scary place, all right Pardon the cobwebs, and the dust, and the decay... A feast, complete with entertainment Fight! Ghastly cries of pain rip the night to shreds. Surrounded by incompetents My staff stands at your disposal, fair maiden! The beatings will continue until morale improves Alcydia's ambitions raise their ugly head again Krakatoa loses it. Fighting Fieffelfalsfaffel, flourishing fish and fists They're doing a good job wiping themselves out, really. Snow is always good to set the mood for reconciliation Svartdaudir The scent of beer is carried on the wind Snaffling beer in passing, ten points The duchess and beer Hup-Two-Three-Four Control over the battlefield - er, house. Attack! Alternative energy. You need it in your life. It's not for hippies anymore. The vikings! The horror! The cracked skulls! The brain transplant must commence at once! Waaah! Bees! Knockenoutenmacher See you on the bottom! Room located. Pay close attention to the signage. An experienced dungeoneer Dummkopf! A noble art or a large vocabulary, what's it gonna be? Roquefort is potent stuff, part two Gentle reader, let's erase this most embarrassing episode from the chronicle The end Skyclad is out of style, and enemies. I didn't come here to be treated like a naughty child Additional grooming Alligator pool! SPLASH from the sticks with different words, cousin. Endowed, assets, rounded, front porch Fieffelfalsfaffel comes m'ladying in A fine line. Draw it, walk it, jump it, skip it. Bikini fight! THUD, entrails for entrees for embarrassment Meanwhile, inside the Queen's inner pentagram The débutantes' introduction starts Ominous glee and a curtsey Vestal Virgins All's well that ends up with preposterous and revealing swimsuits. Adventure, Page 1 Adventure, Page 2 The Baron is restless... Damsel in distress The Baron is an art lover. Yes, you read that correctly. The Baron Stuffs His Strut The Baron Has A Sweet Tooth The Baron tries on a new style The Baron desires his portrait done. The Baron is moving on in the art world. Cover art Racing through the forest Introducing the Wolf Broadcasting Corporation How does it feel? Reporting from Blotkov Castle A vast network of dealers Bitches and gentlecurs Assemble the MEN! Jernia's mother makes her own, better plan. Not Big Brother The Fieffelfalsfaffel Tourney starts The Blank Kniight Atop a mountain of defeated enemies Done before lunch Just as important as your P's and Q's are your Doths and Haths Attack! Horse sausage for dinner The time has come The scoop of your life Brute, violent thugs The poor, misunderstood countess Alcydia Understands nought, fears nought Baron in a panic Battle for Blotkov Finding an escape route The boudoir and sanctuary. Interlopement Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel, superhero From dungeon to boudoir Celebrate good times, come on! Balls and banquets and balls Stop me if you've read this one before. Refining the investment profile Shotgun wedding By Royal Appointment Outdated spacesuits and tiny guards Gwyneth is up to her old tricks Alcydia is nosy about Andromeda Five lightyears in reverse Cover art and intro Kel enjoys a rest until the poofst interrupts her. The mighty WAH! The Gloomy Guards The Baron's men are persistent! Good riddance and an embarrassing ailment on Kra! There's treachery afoot! The baron makes his move! The baron prides himself on never forgetting a what? The decor in the suite is not to Kra's taste. Or any good taste Wanna take a bath? A naughty bath? How am I to spot an assassin? Among the Athletes, FFF! Aaaaaaaaand… here are the maidens! That's a unicorn? Get set... go! Number 13 having trouble Surely it's the runner who gets the point? Hut! Hut! Hut! ZAP! The Queen is not amused Godsforsaken places Plant-like intelligence Eek at last Bad wolf! Mind control spell Street Smart Swot Lickalick Everyone's a skeptic these days The re-education dungeons The Young Baron Cover A shock discovery Midlife crisis hits hard Medicalizing the problem It's hard to find a decent au pair A return visit A better mood In the library… Preparations for a journey What's in the barrels? Dangerous cliffs ahead! Verdant! Introducing: Cauldron My name is Monday. Now go hunt something. And on we go An interesting fluid Ioannes doesn't like Monday Presumption Rattlesnake and rat sausage Magma is overrated Slightly cruel and reasonably unusual punishment. On second thought. By the Rivers of Babylon Pyramids solve everything The Pyramid Project Curse of the tomb… but not everyone believes it. Unnerving music OVER THE EDGE? A broken fall, and a clue. Gunsville The Real Deal The end of the line, in more than one sense Negotiations have opened Negotiations heat up Negotiations end quickly Out of the guillemet, into the crocodile! Welcome to Amazonas Crocodile surprise Slapheads! No coast in sight Chess South Pole Customs, papers please It takes a special person to cut through the officialdom Santa's burnout Meet Igor and Boris Frozen No Problem The Egyptian Tat Emporium is open for business The Russians make their move Da svidanje The Wolfmen and the competition If you grow it, they will come The staggering dead Undesirable customers That escalated quickly Wait for the sledge Goose sledge! First we've heard of a garage Moon pyramids! The ghost mummy wolfmen save the Baron the only way they know Statistically, everyone is dead A fate worse than death To the east! But not the east-east. More like the middle of the east. The middle-east, as it were. Touchdown! And Wash-up An old friend turns up Well didn't that turn out handy? Conveniently-placed magic water Sand and scimitars Aaaaaaaart! The Penguin Police are on it! The Baron is safe, but at a loss Everyone is selling things A hearty meal will help Fire Reincarnation treatment Starting the cycle anew Sir Isaac and the worm Antarctic expedition Rocketing out like a bandit Hey, it's… everyone! Crash! It's not the happiest reunion Cauldron is back! The new au pair Bedtime fairytales A noble thing and a good laugh. Taking a break Castle of the Gods cover art An artist is fired, and the Baron goes off on a rant Declining like cheese and tomatos She looks like a horse! A half-naked horse with a fish! Holy cow! Holy fish! Yet another goddess Shot looks like ass, still hits target At Your Service Hell hath no fury Hors d'Oeuvres Alcydia out! Utterly disillusioned Make the Baron Great Again! Domestic assistant Goddess of fast food Actually an actress Mountain of dishes Plates and arrows, everywhere. Remember the kippers! Countess Alcydia takes charge. Line-up Put them to work! Moar sentencing Fraud! Oh dear. Peace at last A big reveal, and more cakes are the answer. Welcome Zilch, who will make the Baron's life Hell again Nightmare fitness A page from the book The Baron's mood quickly turns sour The Gods make a persuasive argument There's a new chef in town A skellington party! Chaos cover art Chaos frontispiece In the beginning, there was… well, opinions differ. It's almost as if no one was there. What is a tomato, when you think about it? The Queen's musings are rudely interrupted Well, that's novel Things move quickly from there The Baron ain't seen nothin' yet Chaos means anachronism The Baron is at a loss The Gates of Time Meanwhile, In Another Universe… Darkness envelops her Majesty The latest updates from Witchnet A timely, comely appearance That's an ugly baby! What the fox? One pram to get bigger, one pram to get small. The pram contains a space-time vortex The beginning of time T-Rex wants dessert. Not just A pencil sharpener, though.

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