Comic 156 - The Baron desires his portrait done.

Posted on 2nd Dec 2017, 8:04 AM in The Barony Papers
The Baron desires his portrait done.
Caption: The Baron desires to have his portrait done and has invited several famous artists to show their work...
A line of artists walks towards the Baron's castle, carrying paintings.
An artist shows off his work to the Baron
Baron: The composition is not happening. Harsh colours, weak handling of the brush. The work is totally devoid of artistic qualities. No talent!

Another artist shows off his work.
Baron: Despite an obviously poor taste in colours, certain details give away an echo of some talent… however, blotches of muddled paint in the picture's midsection obscure the promising details to great effect.

Another artist shows off his work.
Baron: ...a subtle use of chiaroscuro. The sfumato effect on the figures leave, however, a lot to be desired.

Another artist shows off his work.
Baron: I'm not amused. This work is riddled with an overwhelming sense of awkwardness. And even more so, highly uncharismatic subject matter, highly pretentious though it might be...

Another artist shows off his work.
Baron: Ah... an honest attempt at a painterly tour de force, lacking the most pedestrian know-how needed ij order to launch the attempt...

Another artist shows off his work. This time the Baron is more enthusiastic.
Baron: Yes! Yes! Yes!

The Baron sits in his chair admiring the work. It shows the Baron surrounded by nude women.
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