Comic 120 - Alternative energy. You need it in your life. It's not for hippies anymore.

Posted on 30th Mar 2017, 8:30 PM in Alcydia
Alternative energy. You need it in your life. It's not for hippies anymore.
Alcydia zaps Krakatoa with her magic wand.
Alcydia: MY wand runs on solar power!
Krakatoa: Mommy!

The sun goes out behind a cloud. Alcydia's wand immediately stops working.
SFX: Click click!
Alcydia: Oh, BOTHER!
Krakatoa: Ha!

Krakatoa and Alcydia dance around one another wearing boxing gloves.
Krakatoa: Watch it! I was the kickhexing champion at Wittenberg!
Alcydia: So? I've been the world Trick-or-treating champion since I was three!

Alcydia headbutts Krakatoa in the stomach.
Alcydia: I specialized in DIRTY TRICKS!
Krakatoa: OOG!

Alcydia has Krakatoa in a headlock.
Alcydia: Of course, it works better on children. They fly farther and you can steal their candy. Look over there, honey.

Outside the castle. While the Baron is giving it his all, his platoon is on the losing side.
Alcydia (off-panel): You've lost. My soldiers will soon have captured the Baron and his men.
Voices (off-panel on the other side): My battle lies over the ocean, my battle lies over the seeeeaaaa...

Krakatoa has been throttled to unconsciousness.
Alcydia: Not that you're in a state to worry, are y-huhh? Who's singing?
Voices (off-panel): My battle lies over the ocean, oh bring back my battle for me!

Alcydia looks through her binoculars again.
Alcydia: The VIKINGS!
Voices (off-panel): Oh bring, back, bring, back, bring back my battle for me, for me...
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