Comic 107 - The beatings will continue until morale improves

Posted on 17th Mar 2017, 12:39 PM in Alcydia
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Countess Alcydia and her retinue inspect the training activities in her castle.
Caption: Meanwhile...
Wolfman officer: Training is going well, O mistress!
Alcydia: Hnf! The Baron will laugh himself to death. Train their speed! Their agression! Use edged weapons!
Wolfman drill sergeant: Yes, o mistress!
Alcydia: Drive the men until they drop!
Wolfman drill sergeant: Yes, o mistress!

Alcydia trips over a soldier who has been doing push-ups while weighted down with a 100kg weight.
Wolfman officer: This soldier just dropped, O mistress!
Alcydia: The cheek! Put his tail on a stake!

A wolfman spy shows Alcydia what his team have been working on.
Wolfman spy: we are launching a covert op, using the latest in spy tech!
Alcydia: Goody!

The wolfman spy introduces Alcydia to two Viking craftsmen.
Wolfman spy: Communications gear is supplied by Ericsson. The smith Wesson built the advanced weaponry.

The wolfman spy introduces Alcydia to two wolfmen polots.
Wolfman spy: Agents Zero and Nil...
Alcydia: Fail, and you'll have your brains transplanted into sheep!
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