Comic 102 - A feast, complete with entertainment

Posted on 12th Mar 2017, 8:40 PM in Alcydia
A feast, complete with entertainment
Fieffelfalsfaffel and crew are sat at a banquet with the delegation from the Icelandic government. A variety of seafood dishes is laid out. A skald is reading from a scroll.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Ahhhh... traditional Icelandic hospitality.
Skald: ... Stingur, son of Killur, son of Stranglur, son of Breakur...

A staff member pushes a plate in front of Krakatoa, who gags at the sight.
Staff member: Lye-soaked shark gristle, miss?
Fieffelfalsfaffel: Look, Mr. ...er... Codpieceon, this is a sensitive diplomatic mission...
Skald (off-panel): ...son of Bashur, son of...

Krakatoa pushes the dish towards a hole in the table.
Fieffelfalsfaffel: The Witch Queen's cousin, Duchess Gu∂rún, has been kidnapped...
Skald (off-panel): ...Stompur, son of...
Codfinnsson: Kidnapped? That's a case for blood feud!

Fieffelfalsfaffel: We don't know who the kidnapper is!
Staff member: Whale blubber, Miss?
Skald (off-panel): ...Slashur, son of Cuttur...
Codfinnsson: Bah! When did that ever stop a true Viking?

Krakatoa: Ack! Agaagh!
Fieffelfalsfaffel: The Knights of Clwyd-Rhan will-
Scald (off-panel): Son of Tortur, Son of Crackur...
Codfinnsson: Knights? Berserkers? Cold-hearted battle ragers? That's more like it!

Krakatoa, getting dizzy, walks away from the table.
I- I need air...
Scald (off-panel): ...son of Axmurdurur...
Fieffelfalsfaffel: No! Noble and enlightened gentlemen...
Codfinnson: Bah!

Krakatoa takes a breather outside the embassy. Around the corner, a wolfman stalks into view.
Scald (off-panel, from inside): ...son of, er...son of, drat, I'll start again...
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